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heyo hey! my name is Tre and this blog is my corner of the internet. I’m black, male enough (he/his and they/them), some permutation of ace and in my twenties. also a robot. :)

I do a lot of things!

this blog is mostly me finding silly things on Tumblr and sharing them, because I’ve been here for like 16 years and that’s still the best way to use this place. you’ll see me in the tags on most of the posts here.

be warned: I’m kinda bad at tagging posts for content and I contain flashing images. alright that’s it have fun

sophsun1:

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Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird

skapun said:

Yo KC, I've always wanted to know, where did the name "crange" come from? Did you workshop it a lot, or did a single blessed angel deliver it to you in a dream and that was that? Because it always makes me laugh to read or say.

Also shout out to cigarette.

kcggggg:

In the video game, M&M’s Kart Racing for the Wii, the kerning of the font in the menus were so, so bad. I was playing it with friends, looking for a new kart racer to try, and saw this screen:

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I said “That’s my favorite characrters: Crange!” then I immediately laughed myself silly. I never forgot that word and years later, I finally had a use for it when looking for a good name for a certain acorn.

peucetiaviridans said:

when i saw the orange kerning post i was like. hmmm should i send it to bicon crange? foolish me! silly me! lol. at least i'll rememner your url now XD

classic-jamie:

first of all thats SOO SWEET OF YOU BAW

second of all rest assured if my big stupid crush on Jamie TOL ever goes away I’m running back to bicon-crange for the sole reason that i cannot believe i fucking called it dude… i was into hiagb for a good 5ish years and for MOST of those we had little to no bi crange evidence i was pulling up charts and stuff i had EVIDENCE BOARDS…

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and as one of hiagbs best n brightest fanartists (/J /J IM JOKING) and a huge bisexual myself i gotta say it was a pretty big win

dragongirlsweetie:

you know if you think about it the whole “don’t mess with gamers… i’m close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp” novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says “if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence”

drilsouls:

Spin the wheel. You are now dating this SoulsBorne boss.

How does it go?

No one would be able to stop me

Marriage

I can fix them

One night stand

I’ll give em a shot

Buy me a drink first

We can stay friends

Let em down easy

Left on read

Nah

Restraining order

No one would be able to stop me

The sequel to the Elden Ring wheel, now with 222 entries (no images because of my fucking god)

Same rules:
-Animals were cut
-Assume all monster bosses can consent
-Consort Radahn was cut cause I don’t need to whack that hornet’s nest

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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rnilkbreath:

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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rnilkbreath:

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

rnilkbreath:

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

dragon-in-a-fez:

love how this post is still going and it’s been like a decade since you could change text when you reblogged things

jawbonemotif:

okay new tag game. do you actually recommend people play/watch/read/listen to your favorite media?

Who's This Nerd?

Hello internet! My name is Tre and this is a blog, for lack of a better term. I'm a nerd, a writer, a musician and radio DJ, a technology junkie, a cartoon/comic book/vidyagam fan and a pop culture aficionado. This is where I keep all of the junk that fascinates, excites, confuses and intrigues me. (That's basically just a fancy way of saying I put memes and stuff here.)

I'm a black twentysomething, mostly male, and I use he/him and they/them pronouns. Feel free to poke around, or say hello.

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